I've had a number of complaints from users that this blog is almost impossible to read without it inducing disbelief and even mild anger. Therefore I have just agreed a deal with Andrew Young (@andrew261168 on Twitter) to make the blog much more friendly.
It's going to cost me a great deal of suppressed, pent-up rage to provide this service, so I need to know from those of you who read this blog if you want this. I have 14 days to decide whether to continue or not.
The one drawback is that I won't be able to call people things like a "sack of shit" in the comments using the feature.