I know I am going to get slagged off for what I am about to write, but here goes, anyway. Yes, I am in serious danger of actually talking sense for once and my loyal followers simply won;t stand for that.
Crispin Blunt (crazy name, crazy guy) is right to have rescinded Jack Straw's order banning arts and comedy courses in prisons. We need a different approach to prisons. Arts and comedy can play a key role in rehab. All prisoners should be forced to read my blog as an example of how to construct top quality "you couldn't make it up" satire. That'd learn 'em.
Or better still they could all make jokes about Crispin Blunt's name.