I spent an hour this afternoon chairing a Question Time panel for the British Youth Council conference. Taking part were Stephen Pound and some other old farts trying to get down with the kids. About 180 16-18 year olds were attending, and a feisty lot they were too with their youthful exuberance and their attitude and their hoodies and their alcopops and their knives and their drugs and their opinions and their stereotypes.
To appeal to their sixth form sense of humour I cracked a risque joke. I am a fucking comedy legend. People were pissing themselves. I find this often happens when I open my mouth these days.
But maybe you had to be there...though I bet you're please you weren't.