Getting annoyed when people wrongly say you are wrong is NOT a right

Oh woe is me, I have been mis-interpreted over a perfectly sensible suggestion I made about people planning to have children only if they can feed the poor little sod and so will have a hissy fit and remember all of the times when the boot has been on the other foot, the foot being mine and the boot being directed at the head of innocent targets as my leg operates of his own accord following an uncontrollable jerk of the knee, and I will recall fondly how at such times I dealt with justifiable criticism either through ignoring it, attacking it without any basis or resorting to personal insult and I shall consider the irony and declare it delicious.