"A kind of Stephen Fry meets Gyles Brandreth."
Some person who could be anybody speaking under a pseudonym about Iain Fale's LBC radio show
I assume this means I am both gay, and am a Tory with a flamboyant dress sense and propensity for engaging mouth before brain.
Or has someone finally recognised my soaring intellect and "national treasure" status?
At least Gyles Brandreth got to be an MP...