Me on the telly

Did anyone see me on Sky News Press Review the other night? I completely owned that Sally Bercow bint. My knee was jerking so furiously that I hypnotised her. I was on imperious form managing to slag off Malta for no good reason and then astonishingly comparing Sir Philip Green's questionable tax arrangements with an ISA. I also decided that drugs are to blame for most things but my coup de fucking grace was attacking a newspaper for not citing its sources on a story. You'd would never catch me on that one eh?